A creative retelling of a story that really happened...
It was a hot and boring day in the Pineapplean house. There was nothing to do and nowhere to go. The boredom was an inevitable force getting stronger and stronger until.....it struck one particular pineapple.
This pineapple had got the greatest idea ever! Her brain ran a marathon planning out her beautiful invention and all the materials. "This is going to be great!" she thought.
She grabbed an old round rock, used but still precious and began painting. Thinking back to the well-known Angry Birds franchise, she picked the most elegant, graceful and posh bird she found. As her paintbrush strokes filled the rock with marker outlines, she gasped in joy!
Behold, Matilda was born.....
As her creator, the pineapple wanted to share her creation with the world. For all to enjoy, for all to love, as she truly just was a masterpiece. The pineapple put on her helmet and biked around her neighbourhood looking for the perfect spot.
Could it be in the forest? No..How about the grass? Eh....The sidewalk? That's awkward...Then, it struck her! She looked to find a beautiful wall of rocks that would perfectly showcase Matilda's beauty.
Her eyes shone as she placed Matilda near the rocks. The pineapple happily biked home that day knowing her creation was in the real world.
A full day hadn't even passed before this very detective agency got a call from that very pineapple. News echoed through the office as everyone was left in confusion...the one and only Matilda.....was missing.
We arrived at the scene and did a quick search. There was no evidence of disruption or any clues. Matilda was nowhere to be found......this would be a hard one to crack.
And to this day, it is said the case still goes on as nobody knows what happened to Matilda and perhaps.....nobody will ever know.
If you ever spot Matilda, please call:
1800-Please-don't-take-this-seriously
One call and the case will be closed.
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